Congratulations on your entrance!
Welcome to the Giltway, best city in the Respite. Your entry was most mundane.
Anywho, there's a lot to learn, we won't lie to you about that. You already used one portal, you made it this far, congratulations and thank you. You really can't get lost here, seeing as there are no clear paths. I find it best to just wing it. Try and Remember to register your birth anniversary if you want a sentence postponement. You may do this at the Observatory or The Celestarium also offers Chart services. You'll get an extra 24 hours before punishment is enforced. That sounds lovely. Read breaking news from the Gazette's upcoming stories by reading the Blotters below.
If you've spoken with Fiona, I'm not legally permitted to apologize again. The courts have determined its detrimental to the psyche being apologized to more than twice a day. Moreso, without narrative justification.
You haven't spoken to her? Oh good then, I'm sorry you're here. Well hey now, Atheria is not all bad, in fact we have a lot of wonderful things here. Selka is a great listener if you ever just want to share a cup of tea and vent your feelings.
You can visit her Apothecary & House of Divinations She may even read your tea leaves for free if she likes you.
The Quiet Spoke Inn has the best meals in all of Atheria and there's the market attached to it. Sometimes when the Unseeing need help with the yard work, stewards are brought over from the farms. I like to watch them work. All glistening in the sun. What? I can't help it, I need a man I know. Ugh. If you like grittier entertainment the Public Pit schedule is on the wall to your left. Your other left. If you prefer to walk you may or you may take the carriage to the Punishment Park Pavillion. The Pit is only free on Wednesdays. Since today is Thursday, I'm afraid you've just missed it. Well, in any case, you can still purchase tickets with Tessa at the booth, right at the Pavillion. Be sure to visit the Courthouse to get familiar with the laws. Admendments get added often and the scribes are always adding in little notes.
Here, use this ticket for the Carriage and take my, pocket law book. It'll help you to have one handy.
Is there anything else I can help you with? You're looking for Mr. Andy? The one from the Constellation Station or Andy Chunknis from HR? The Ficus? Yes, he's in the Registry Offices, you're in the wrong building. Actually, if you're going over there, can you bring him this letter from Joan F. Icus from HR? Joan is currently in the mediation rooms down the hall, there's been an incident with sheep and fire wolves? Whatever that means. Anywho, Joan is in love with Andy but he's not replied to a single letter she's sent. 178 to be precise. In less than a year. She is relentless. She will not stop. Anywho, if you'd deliver that, that'd be great.
Also, be sure to remember, do not feed the Misdeed Ferrets. Please do not disturb Lord Bailiff, the resident resonance-sponge cat, he's sleeping and he gets...let's go with unruly if he doesn't get his nap.
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Today's Active Blotter Records
A "Knight" In Ignorant Armor
An Agister hopeful fails the Gendarme's exam for the 4th time now. When he was told of his results, he tries to get the director to change his grades. His request was obvisouly denied, angering the Solari man causimg him to yell, "Do you know who my father is?" This immediately triggers the attention of the Gendarme who promptly arrested him, charging the man with Hereditary Arrogance. As his second offense, he will spend significant time on the farm. Minor entertainment. Major distraction. This serves as a stark reminder that any attempt to invoke unearned parternal wrath, will be prosecuted swiftly.
Wednesday's Major Mishap
A 3-way altercation! Scribe Mucous Melvin and Andy Chunknis are currently in the infirmary after an accountant did not take kindly to being called an "archivist." (If this information, contradicts something you've just read, please, adjust your notes accordingly. As a reminder, its strongly advised to limit any necessary timeline adjustments strictly to mental notes.)
Days since Incident: Fourteen
Let us take a moment of silence to mourn those lost in the Incident that occurred here, fourteen days past. We've learned our lesson and will no longer allow Scribe Penelope to participate in blind party game suggestion boxes. Also, we now fully understand why sheepskin should not be set aflame.
🌱 The Eco-Love Ledger
Thank you to our citizens for paying their Conservation Debts!
➤ Edwina planted 4 trees Wiillow's Grace Retreat.
➤ Ayla raised and released 3 delightdul mallards. They live on a nice farm upstate now.
➤ Solina picked 3 bundles of litter up in the city. She even sneered as she went.
➤ Malarek cared for bees at the Traditional Wellness Center Farm.
➤ Riven bathed Hush Backs & Fire Wolves. He sustained minimal finger bleeds.
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Best Verbal Insult Pelted at Litterers
Thank you law abiding citizens!
➤ Sorren V. — "Your frequency is as tuned as your ability to use a trash receptacle."
➤ Therek P. — May the mallards mock your absolute lack of resonance while you shovel compost in perpetuity!"
➤ Miralynth U. — "I feel bad for the Agisters, they won't be able to tell the difference between you or the dung you'll shovel!"
➤ Willoren S. — "Enjoy your five-year retreat to the Husbandry Farms, you lazy, flat-toned field-soiler!"
➤ Fiona S. — "You're just as trashy as the trash you tossed out, only, the trash is more likeable".