"Those who clutter our world, shall find their purpose in the dirt."
Welcome to the Arboretum, the governing body overseeing Atheria's agricultural discipline, environmental cleanliness, and the administration of the Husbandry Farms. We manage the dirt, and we manage those sentenced to dig in it. You mudt fillout the intake form below. You will be continiously rerouted here until you do. You are free to refuse of course. If you do not wish to fill it out, it will be done for you, it will still be legally binding and your sentence will be extended.
Notice: Please do not submit forms written in blue ink. While the ban was technically repealed by the Registry, it remains aesthetically offensive to Arboretum staff.
Reminder: Do not forget to register any Arcana. Resonant crops may replenish Atheria, but you still need a license if you wish to avoid the 'Boots of Rooted Shame'.
You can register your weaves over at the, Giltway Registration Offices.
Select your assigned punitive agricultural center below. Failure to report constitutes an immediate breach of the Conservation Laws.
For first and second offenses. Expect manual ditch digging, strict oversight, and negotiating with aggressive magical mallards.
For third offenses and permanent residency. Home to the mandatory thrice-weekly lectures on proper horse care and carriage warranties.
"Recognizing Whoever We Want, Whenever We Want. Entirely At Management's Subjective Discretion."
In a mandatory event hosted by the Arboretum to boost steward morale, we gather to recognize the seemingly random things we've decided to acknowledge. Dates are unimportant as there is no fixed date. It is entirely arbitrary.
The Incident of the Fire Wolves and the Sheep: "Please keep all public discourse muted regarding the unfortunate collision in Sector 4. The sheep apologized and are currently in time-out. The Fire Wolves are resting in the infirmary and are expected to be released next week. Do not make direct eye contact with the contestants."
Intermission Log: "An intermission of exactly twenty-two minutes will begin precisely after 35 minutes of stage activity. If you leave the physical perimeter, you forfeit all rights to re-entry. Keep your slips signed."
(Click to open the sealed files below)