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"The river remembers what the world forgets."
Resonant Weather Station
Your birth anniversary chart will help you decide which school of magical you are best suited for.
Atherian Birth Chart ✨
Enter your birthdate to calculate your cosmic blueprint.
YOUR CELESTIAL ALIGNMENT
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Moon & Phase
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Friction Pattern
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Magical Ease
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Magical Risk
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Atherians must follow the rule of conservation. Magic cannot be created from nothing. A weave made with single threads, costs an insignificant amount. It only takes from the selfmade resonance. Weaves requiring more than one thread, those that ask Atheria to tune with them, require payment. Atheria is only lending the energy not gifting it. It demands it back. Payment can be given via tithing. Tithing can be paid by anything that replenishes Atheria.
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Failure to Pay
1. First Offense: Magical arrest (a binding of all personal magic where any attempt to cast causes weaves to backfire).2. Second Offense: The offender will be rendered luck-neutral for a period of 4 years, 5 months, and 3 days.
3. Third Offense: Permanent luck-neutrality and the offender's name is permanently and legally changed to Phlegm Soupy Sam immediately. It's gross and gender neutral.
The Birth Anniversary Clause:
If it is the culprit's, birthday: Renaming shall proceed as normal. Atheria doesn't forgive you and neither do we.Note 66a: Due to a surprising amount of complaints, the courts have agreed to add Phlegm Soupy Thalnor, Mucous Melvin, or Phlegm Soupy Vaelar or Moisty Moria. Phlegm Soupy Sam will remain default. Changes made upon request. You must fill out form 402-B and submit within a fortnight.
Note 66b: Due to many attempts to hide, minimize or otherwise keep secret their new name offenders must recite their new name with enough “viscosity" and “harumph”. If deemed insufficient, the Resonance Council will make you stand in a bucket of warm oatmeal while you repeat it until sufficient viscosity and harumph' is achieved.
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