Dear Steward Silas Vane,
The Department of Bureaucratic Undersight is pleased to inform you that your submission of Form 66-6S (Application for the Provision of an Appellate Petition) has been reviewed by the Menace and found to be in strict accordance with Atherian Canon Law.
EVIDENTIARY FINDING:
A Blackwake Courier Rasket voluntarily assumed a resting position upon your Birch Bark application. As Raskets possess a biological intolerance for the scent of deceit, shame, and remorse, its prolonged slumber constitutes admissible proof of your environmental sincerity.
Because moving a sleeping Rasket from official correspondence constitutes a federal violation of courier sanctity, your form bypassed standard administrative dismissal and was escalated directly to this office. You have successfully proven that the system is fair, just, and highly responsive to those who follow the rules.
MANDATORY NEXT STEPS:
As Form 66-6S is merely the application to request an appeal, your request is hereby fulfilled. Please find enclosed the actual Appellate Petition (Form 66-7A). This 412-page document must be completed in full, signed by three Echo-Wardens, and recited aloud while standing in a bucket of warm oatmeal. Good luck.