Willow's Grace Retreat

Permanent Residency & Identity Liquidation Wing

🔒 NOTICE: All magic is bound. Stand in the oatmeal if you refuse your name.

MANDATORY RESIDENT ID BADGE // SYNOD V-14.C

Legal Pseudonym: PHLEGM SOUPY SAM

Purity Path: Aesthetic Refinement (Dire-Wolves)

Current Alignment Score: 0% Aligned

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3. Mandatory Seminar Check-In:

"You are seated in a damp lecture hall. The instructor is droning on about Clause 14 of the Carriage Warranty: the lateral structural instability of left-hand threaded square flanged nuts..."

4. Draft Form 66-6S Appeal:

Submit your plea directly to the Department of Questionable Bureaucratic Undersight on Floor 5. Absolute triplicate is assumed.