Form 401-C
Petition for the Dispensation of Legal Bullying & Aggravated Phonetic Dissonance
1. True Legal Name (Or Temporary Assigned Moniker):
2. Narrative Justification Essay (Detail target's behavior):
3. Desired Phonetic Confiscation Target:
Letter S (Standard Restriction)
Letter L (Advanced Phonetical Deprivation)
I certify that this request is driven entirely by pure, unadulterated petty malice. I fully accept the risk of the Wee Whoo Punishment if an Archivist deems this filing to be frivolous, whiny, or structurally wobbly.
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