⚠️ CRITICAL WARNING: Non-Mycelian sensory overload detected! Spiders appear as terrifying multi-legged horrors.
Drink Fungal Sedative Tea
Auricular Filter Weave Station
Traumatic memories and looping anxieties do not resolve in the thinking layers. Under the direction of our Ear Weavers, a micro-neurologist will crawl into your ear canal to weave a resonance mesh filter.
Select Traumatic Resonant Frequency:
Apathy & Memory Thinning (The Silent Spot)
Excessive Brooding Residue (The Static Spill)
The Wind's Earworm Loop (Frantic Flat-Notes)
Mycelian Compost Exhaustion (Deep Loam Burn)
Deploy Auricular Neurologist
Intake processing...
"I solemnly swear to refrain from scratching, petting, or using baby-talk toward the medical staff. I recognize they are licensed doctors."
Try to Pet Dr. Araneus
Royal Roster & On-Duty Staff
Chief of Pediatrics:
Dr. Silk, GP (Cat-sized)
Neurology Director:
Dr. Le Eggs (0.4 inches)
Chief of Psychiatry:
Dr. Ariadne (10 feet)
Hospice Nurse:
Theodreth Stillwind (Dull/Immune)
*Outsider warning: If the stethoscope on the doctor appears too large, do not question their credentials. Stethoscopes are decorative only.